Here's my first question!

Q: I have two left feet. I can't dance. But the real problem is that I honestly was born with two left feet. I hate having to always buy two pairs of shoes to get the two left ones. What can I do to make my life easier?

A: First of all, ts1, thanks for the question!

This is a perfect situation where the phrase "look for the silver lining" could be put to use. You have an excuse to buy twice as many shoes than what's necessary for most people. When I buy two pairs of shoes in one day I'm being irresponsible, but you have an advantage here. What you need to do is find someone with two right feet, and then you can trade your extra right shoes for his/her extra left ones. Think of the fashion opportunities!

Maybe there's a website for this. A place where poor folks with two left feet can go to find their shoe soul (sole, lol) mate.